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Pet squish

My aunt Emily dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕

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