Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
aunt
Emily
dropped
a small child
on their pet
parrot 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...Sparkles
Peanut
Alfie
...Cuddles
Hermoine
Stella
Thor
Picard
Izzy
Weasley
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.