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Pet squish
My
aunt
Emily
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
snake 🐍
poodle 🐩
rock ⚫️
monkey 🐒
cat 🐈
hamster 🐹
rabbit 🐰
pug 🐶
mouse 🐁
puppy 🐶
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