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Pet squish
My
aunt
Emily
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
dog 🐕
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Teddy
Piper
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Daenerys
Princess
Poppy
...Wibble
Smeagol
Simba
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