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Pet squish

My aunt Gertrude dropped a small child on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱

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