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Pet squish
My
aunt
Gertrude
dropped
a small child
on their pet
parakeet 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Pepper
Squishy
Piper
Hufflepuff
...Cuddles
Simba
Bella
Picard
Jelly
Toby
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Dan
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