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Pet squish

My aunt Gertrude dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜

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