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Pet squish
My
aunt
Gertrude
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
snake 🐍
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Maya
Spock
Millie
Peanut
Poppy
Snort
Missy
Rocky
...Sparkles
Champ
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