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Pet squish

My aunt Gertrude dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶

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