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Pet squish
My
aunt
Gertrude
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
poodle 🐩
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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Simpkins
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Zeus
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Hufflepuff
Picard
Buddy
Trotsky
Luke Skywalker
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