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Petty theft
My
sister
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a wallet
an iPod
a watch
a car
a walking stick
dog
a notebook
a train ticket
a wedding ring
a mobile phone
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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