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Petty theft
My
sister
stole
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a Gucci handbag
a notebook
a mobile phone
a train ticket
cat
a wallet
a watch
a pair of glasses
an iPod
a wedding ring
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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