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Petty theft
My
sister
stole
a false teeth
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a milkman
a child
a tramp
a pilot
a surgeon
a woman
a taxi driver
a shepherd
a ticket inspector
a soldier
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