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Petty theft

My step-auntie Gwendolyn stole …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wedding ring a credit card a pair of glasses a Jimmy Choos a train ticket a false teeth a watch dog a Gucci handbag a pair of sunglasses

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