Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Gwendolyn
stole
a pair of glasses
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a pilot
a child
a bus driver
a policewoman
a tramp
a shepherd
a train driver
a surgeon
a farmer
a dentist
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.