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Petty theft
My
step-uncle
stole
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a car
a pair of sunglasses
an iPod
a credit card
a notebook
a sock
a train ticket
a wallet
a walking stick
a wedding ring
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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