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Petty theft
My
step-uncle
stole
a notebook
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a student
a train driver
a TV personality
a man
a woman
a ticket inspector
a policeman
a taxi driver
a dentist
a spy
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