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Petty theft
My
uncle
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a train ticket
a notebook
a watch
a car
a false teeth
a pair of glasses
dog
a wallet
a credit card
a pair of sunglasses
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Dan
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