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Petty theft
My
uncle
stole
a false teeth
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a child
a dentist
a pilot
a woman
a soldier
a TV personality
a policewoman
a bus driver
a ticket inspector
a doctor
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