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Petty theft
My
aunt
Bridget
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a Gucci handbag
a train ticket
a pair of sunglasses
cat
a wallet
a sock
an iPod
a credit card
a laptop
a mobile phone
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