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Petty theft
My
aunt
Bridget
stole
a walking stick
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a bus driver
a woman
a ticket inspector
a soldier
a farmer
a milkman
a doctor
a surgeon
a tramp
a policewoman
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