Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a policewoman singing …

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... a national anthem Gangnam Style 90s theme tunes hip-hop nursery rhymes Lady Gaga Lewis Capaldi songs of praise Katy Perry Ellie Goulding

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