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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a policewoman
singing
the
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Bermudian
Micronesian
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Colombian
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Ethiopian
Turkmen
Afghan
Chinese
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.