Sorry I'm late today

The train delay

My train was delayed by a Venezuelan spy singing …

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Eminem ... folk songs Ellie Goulding Ed Sheeran hip-hop Gangnam Style nursery rhymes ... a national anthem songs of praise 90s theme tunes

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