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The train delay
My train was delayed by
a Venezuelan
spy
singing
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
South African
Liechtenstein citizen
Luxembourger
Polish
Central African
Bermudian
Malaysian
Comoran
Citizen of the Dominican Republic
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