Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
daughter
strangled
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a woman
a farmer
a milkman
a pilot
a train driver
a sailor
a policewoman
a doctor
a tramp
a man
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.