Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My grandmother nutcracker choked a policewoman in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Haywards Heath Appleby-in-Westmorland Church Stretton Newquay Houghton Regis Silloth Hertford Cheshunt Telscombe Castleford

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.