Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My grandfather scissor-kicked a policeman in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Hertford Colchester Masham Harwich Whitchurch Ashby-de-la-Zouch Weston-super-Mare Fazeley St Blaise Stalham

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.