Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
grandfather
nutcracker choked
a tramp
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Paignton
Birchwood
Chatham
Aldershot
Eton
Edmonton
Longridge
Thorpe St Andrew
Sale
Southend-on-Sea
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.