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Kung-fu fighting

My grandfather throat-punched a TV personality in …

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Middlesbrough Porthleven Sittingbourne Swanscombe and Greenhithe Bromsgrove Burntwood Middleton Broadstairs and St Peter's Much Wenlock Patchway

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