Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
sister
kneed
a milkman
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Slough
Manningtree
Carterton
Dover
East Cowes
Halewood
Sherborne
Winsford
Batley
Burgh-le-Marsh
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.