Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
sister
nutcracker choked
a tramp
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Stanley
St Just-in-Penwith
Cockermouth
Middleton
St Neots
Keighley
Horncastle
Spilsby
Olney
Cranbrook
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.