Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
father
strangled
a taxi driver
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Redditch
Whittlesey
Warminster
Gainsborough
West Ham
Bovey Tracey
Ossett
Ingleby Barwick
Grimsby
Tring
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.