Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My mother slapped a Cape Verdean spy in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Harworth and Bircotes Frodsham Chatteris Eccles Hounslow Hornsey Dagenham Sturminster Newton Shepshed Okehampton

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.