Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My mother throat-punched a bus driver in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Mansfield Burgh-le-Marsh Burnham-on-Crouch Cleethorpes Wellingborough Gravesend Whitchurch Calne Chesham Stretford

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.