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Kung-fu fighting
My
father-in-law
kicked
a Citizen of the Dominican Republic
spy
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Garstang
Burnley
Peterlee
Thorpe St Andrew
Skipton
New Alresford
Corringham
Cheadle
Hayle
Washington
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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