Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My mother-in-law kneed a Vietnamese spy in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Minchinhampton Harworth and Bircotes Coalville Totton and Eling Newport Pagnell Houghton Regis Kirkby-in-Ashfield Barton-upon-Humber Watton Market Deeping

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.