Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My mother-in-law kneed a Beninese spy in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Kirkbymoorside Ilfracombe Newbiggin-by-the-Sea Dunstable Minchinhampton Crewe Bromsgrove Morecambe Hedge End Scunthorpe

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.