Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My mother-in-law Vulcan death-gripped a policeman in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Elstree and Borehamwood Kenilworth Wotton-under-Edge Darley Dale Alfreton Windsor Eye Wainfleet All Saints Coalville Stapleford

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.