Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My mother-in-law scissor-kicked a dentist in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Market Harborough Fleet Malton Eastwood Ferndown Whitnash Thorpe St Andrew Braintree Bollington Wainfleet All Saints

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.