Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Elizabeth karate-chopped a Portuguese spy in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Barrow-in-Furness Corringham Edmonton Newark-on-Trent Doncaster Beaminster Stevenage Liskeard Keighley Maltby

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.