Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Elizabeth
nutcracker choked
a Zimbabwean
spy
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Maryport
Diss
Chagford
Southam
Edmonton
Crediton
Beaconsfield
Aylsham
Doncaster
Heathfield
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.