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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Dorothy
kneed
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a soldier
a milkman
a woman
a bus driver
a man
a doctor
a farmer
a tramp
a ticket inspector
a policeman
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