Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Dorothy strangled a Sierra Leonean spy in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Bridgwater Sevenoaks Adlington Wimbledon Chester-le-Street Northwich Craven Arms Tottenham Bilston Chippenham

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.