Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Carol bit a policewoman in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Market Bosworth Market Drayton Jarrow Manningtree Slough Braunstone Town Stamford Norton-on-Derwent Gosport Shaftesbury

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.