Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Carol scissor-kicked a train driver in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Burslem Grantham Seaton Easingwold Acton Sutton St Ives Highworth Broadstairs and St Peter's Burton upon Trent

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.