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Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Betty roundhouse kicked a doctor in …

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Newcastle-under-Lyme Kirkby Stephen Kenilworth Bruton Shefford Keighley Wallsend Fleetwood Settle Higham Ferrers

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