Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Betty scissor-kicked a train driver in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Ashby-de-la-Zouch Mablethorpe and Sutton Mere Stafford Lytham St Annes Garstang Emsworth Littlehampton Mitcheldean South Brent

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.