Sorry I'm late today

Kung-fu fighting

My step-auntie Betty punched a train driver in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

St Just-in-Penwith Yateley Ollerton and Boughton Thatcham Beckenham Tidworth Cranbrook Sherborne Bishop's Castle Redruth

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.