Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Virginia
scissor-kicked
a taxi driver
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Ealing
Hatfield
Godalming
Todmorden
Selsey
Petersfield
Emsworth
Maidstone
Madeley
Woburn Sands
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.