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Kung-fu fighting
My
step-auntie
Wilma
roundhouse kicked
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a soldier
a spy
a train driver
a taxi driver
a policeman
a child
a student
a ticket inspector
a surgeon
a tramp
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